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LATEST DISPATCH The Fabled Collection Vol.2
Asheville, NC 7:06 AMToday is another type of Fable where you can learn and be entertained. Inside are ugly business truths to automate your marketing using lazy anime logic, cure your mental anxiety…
Open file →They didn't fail. They faded — templated into sameness, automated into husks, optimized until there was nothing left to feel.
The market is a dead city at night. Most stalls flicker, sputter, go dark. The ones still breathing have one thing in common: words written by someone who remembered they were talking to a human.
That's the whole trick. That's the entire job.
Professional Copywriting In North Carolina Without an Agency
What I do in the dark.
Email That Refuses to Die
Nurture, launch, win-back — funnels that keep a pulse long after the send button goes dark.
Open file → CASE 02 sales pages & VSLsPages That Convert the Doomed
Long-form, short-form, the page that does the closing while you sleep through the night.
Open file → CASE 03 web, SEO & contentVoice From the Static
The way you sound when the lights go out — a voice prospects recognize in the dark, on every page.
Open file → CASE 04 strategy & consultingLaunches With a Pulse
Offer, sequence, timing. The difference between a launch and a funeral.
Open file →Read the Fables.
8 Badass Budget Busting Marketing Solutions You Can't Afford to Miss
Asheville, NC 7:47 AMEveryone’s always saying that they can’t afford marketing. To stop that, I’ve listed ways for the average Joe or newbie market for little to no cost. Ad’s, Influencers, Gurus,…
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The Heartworm Marketing Metrics Blinding You to an Impending Revenue Death
Asheville, NC 8:28 AMRight now, your business might be infected with a problem that won’t show symptoms for at least six months. By the time you’ve noticed the cough, the damage has already been…
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The Marketing Narrative Control
Asheville, NC 7:28 AMIf you’ve watched the news, then you’ve seen masters at controlling the narrative in their “marketing”. And before you say that the news doesn’t market anything, you’re dead…
Open dispatch →Traditional (some would say obvious) Ways to Win in Any Business
human behavior, relationships, and social dynamics – served up daily through candid, no-BS narratives with enough sharp wit to make even the most cynical readers genuinely entertained.
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