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The Fabled Collection vol. 3
Fables Jul 10, 2026

The Fabled Collection vol. 3

Ashveille, NC 7:20 AMToday is another type of Fable where you can learn and be entertained. Inside are ugly business truths to automate your marketing using lazy anime logic, cure your mental anxiety…

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Self-Inflicted Isolation
Fables Jul 9, 2026

Self-Inflicted Isolation

Asheville, NC 6:58 AMWhat would you give up in order to gain success? Would you separate yourself from your childhood friends? Cut out and disown 99% of your family? or would you ignore years of your…

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Prelude: Unshuffled Divination
Fables Jul 7, 2026

Prelude: Unshuffled Divination

Asheville, NC 6:47 AM“Look deeper into my crystal ball” said the old woman with her warty hands pointing at me. “Oh, why yess… I see great things for you in the future”. She didn’t break eye contact…

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She Gave Her Brand a Haircut
Fables Jul 6, 2026

She Gave Her Brand a Haircut

Asheville, NC 6:31 AMLet me tell you about when I help a spiritual coach give her brand a complete make over on a penniless budget. She’s this beautiful black woman who’s all about women empowerment…

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The Fabled Collection Vol.2
Fables Jul 1, 2026

The Fabled Collection Vol.2

Asheville, NC 7:06 AMToday is another type of Fable where you can learn and be entertained. Inside are ugly business truths to automate your marketing using lazy anime logic, cure your mental anxiety…

13 min read
The Marketing Narrative Control
Fables Jun 26, 2026

The Marketing Narrative Control

Asheville, NC 7:28 AMIf you’ve watched the news, then you’ve seen masters at controlling the narrative in their “marketing”. And before you say that the news doesn’t market anything, you’re dead…

1 min read
The Fabled Collection Vol.1
Fables Jun 25, 2026

The Fabled Collection Vol.1

Asheville, NC 7:56 AMThe laziest hero in anime taught me the most important business lesson of my life.First... Bill Gates once said he’d hire a lazy person to do a hard job because they’ll find an…

1 min read
The Footprints left on Substack
Fables Jun 20, 2026

The Footprints left on Substack

No one has shown me how to share my writing. Nor have I searched YouTube University. I tend to do things the hard way by forging my own path. Sure, it takes me a lot longer to do what others can do……

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THE DEAD CAMPAIGN DISPATCH
Fables Jun 19, 2026

THE DEAD CAMPAIGN DISPATCH

The misconception that email marketing ever dying is repugnant. Here’s why. Most “email marketers” won’t acknowledge that the campaign failed because the offer was weak or the copy was garbage. When…

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