By Ric Forbes | Published on 6/25/2026 | 10 minutes

The Fabled Collection Vol.1

The Fabled Collection Vol.1

Ric Forbes
10 min read
Fables
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The laziest hero in anime taught me the most important business lesson of my life.

First...

Bill Gates once said he’d hire a lazy person to do a hard job because they’ll find an easy way to do it.

I never really understood what he meant until I watched My Hero Academia.

Hawks looks like the kind of hero who doesn’t care about anything.

While other heroes are training hard and fighting with their fists (as the #2 hero), Hawks is cracking jokes and lounging around.

He seems to put in the least effort possible.

But then you learn his real goal.

You see, Hawks doesn’t want to be the strongest hero.

He wants to create a world where heroes are so bored that they have nothing to do.

A world so safe that villains don’t even try anymore.

That sounds backwards, right?

But it’s genius.

While other heroes react to problems, Hawks prevents them.

He gathers information before fights happen...

He builds relationships with people who matter...

He thinks ten steps ahead while others think one step at a time.

Hawks figured out that working smart beats working hard every single time.

That’s when it hit me.

This is exactly what’s wrong with most email marketing...

Everyone’s fighting the same old battles.

Sending more emails that sound like ChatGPT or Claude...

Writing louder subject lines with overly used words.

And competing for attention in crowded inboxes from people who don’t care.

It’s exhausting, and it doesn’t work...

What if we could make email marketing so smooth that it basically runs itself?

(Oh, Ric, whatever do you mean?)

I’m glad you asked.

What if your customers were so happy that they told their friends about you without being asked?

Just like Hawks prevents villain attacks before they happen...

I help businesses resolve customer issues before they escalate into complaints.

Let’s build relationships that last instead of chasing one-time sales.

The goal isn’t to send a million emails...

It’s to send the right emails to people who actually want them.

Are you tired of email marketing that feels like you’re always fighting uphill?

Let’s talk about making it work as effortlessly as Hawks makes heroism look.


The Remedy For Depression Might Be Hiding In Your Shoes...

(and this is why I love being a Neuro-Somatic Immersionist... keep reading)

Let’s stop pretending your ‘MiNd’ is the problem.

Because for most people walking around feeling numb... anxious... unmotivated... and perpetually “off,”...

It’s not your thoughts that are broken...

It’s your lack of movement that’s strangling your brain.

That’s not a theory... woo-woo-guru chanting....

This is hardwired biology.

Your cerebellum, aka that beautiful, back-alley bouncer of a brain structure....

yeah... It’s starving.

It’s not flashy....

It doesn’t get much airtime on self-help podcasts.

And most so-called experts treat it like it’s only there to keep you from tripping over your shoelaces.

But the truth is, your cerebellum does far more than keep you balanced.

  • It regulates your emotions.

  • It stabilizes your mood.

  • It keeps your entire nervous system from slipping into chaos.

And when you stop moving, like when you live on the couch... in the car...

At your desk.... then back to the couch again...

... Your cerebellum starts starving for stimulation....

No movement = no input.

No input = no regulation.

No regulation, and suddenly you’re spiraling down a psychological drainpipe and wondering why the affirmations and breathwork aren’t pulling you back up.

FACT: Movement is not just physical.

It’s neurological nutrition.

The more complex, intentional, and novel the movement, the more your cerebellum lights up...

...And when it lights up, your brain chemistry starts doing exactly what the pharmaceutical ads claim only a little blue pill can do.

You produce more BDNF (Brain-Derived Neurotrophic Factor), a compound that quite literally rewires your brain for growth and emotional resilience.

You stimulate dopamine and serotonin...

....which stabilizes your mood.... boosts motivation... and blunts the sharp edge of depression.

You activate your prefrontal cortex, which is the command center for logic, decision-making, and impulse control...

It’s also the place where you stop catastrophizing everything in your life and start leading it instead.

It’s proven neuroscience.

In 2018, Frontiers in Psychology published a study confirming that cerebellar stimulation through movement helped improve mood and emotional regulation in people with depressive symptoms.

It’s not just effective, and it’s essential.

Yet most people would rather sit in their misery, analyzing it, medicating it, intellectualizing it, or outsourcing it to another $997 “heal your trauma” Zoom retreat…

When in reality, their breakthrough is waiting at the end of a brisk walk.

  • They don’t need more therapy.

  • They need more blood flow to their brain.

  • They don’t need another journaling prompt.

They need their nervous system jolted out of its self-imposed coma.

And no, this doesn’t mean you have to become a gym rat or start training for a Spartan Race.

The cerebellum doesn’t care about six-pack abs or step counts...

It cares about complexity... It craves novelty... It wants MOTION.

This could be as simple as crawling, swinging, dancing, balancing, hiking, or moving your spine in ways that make you feel like a toddler rediscovering your body for the first time.

What matters most is that you stop living like your brain was built to be frozen in a chair all day.

Because here’s what most ‘professionals’ won’t tell you...

Your brain interprets chronic stillness as decay.

It registers your sedentary lifestyle as a slow death.

And so it begins to shut down functions that aren’t essential for basic survival, including joy, motivation, creativity, and emotional clarity.

The longer you sit, the more your mind thinks you’re dying.

Which is exactly why so many people feel dead inside while looking perfectly functional on the outside.

So if you’ve been wondering why everything feels heavy…

If you’ve been searching for a way to feel alive again, instead of watching from behind the glass of your own skull...

If you’ve been labeling yourself with every diagnosis in the DSM just because no one told you that your cerebellum is in a coma...

Then this is your wake-up call.

Move your body...

Move often as you can...

Move as differently as possible.

Because if you don’t, no amount of mindset work is going to dig you out of the hole that your own nervous system keeps shoveling you into.

Your healing won’t come from more thinking.

It will come from motion.

And until you understand that, you’ll keep trying to reprogram your thoughts from a brain that’s operating in low power mode.


Quit Worshipping The Struggle...

No, seriously...

You were never meant to claw your way through life like some half-starved dog begging for scraps from the Universe’s table.

That whole “suffer now, earn later” story?

Yeah, that one?

You didn’t write it...

It was programmed into you before you were old enough to wipe your own nose.

You were trained to chase carrots...

...to “earn” rest...

...to perform for worth like a pet monkey on a leash.

And worse?

You believed that crap... (you poor sap...)

You built your entire nervous system around it....

Tensed up for years trying to impress a reality that was never judging you to begin with.

I mean... you’re not tired because life is hard.

You’re tired because you’ve been living someone else’s script...

A hand-me-down belief system designed to keep you docile... obedient...

And just uncomfortable enough to keep buying solutions to problems you were hypnotized into believing you had.

But little do you know...

You’re not the beggar in this equation.

You’re the operative power.

You’re the author, the cause, and the source code.

Life doesn’t happen to you...

It happens through you.

Everything you think is “blocking” you?

It’s not an “Opp”. It’s obedience.

Reality is playing fetch with the assumptions buried in your gut.

Still not clicking?

Fine.... what if I put it in other terms...?

  • That delay you called “bad luck”?

Was your own energy stalling the thing you’re too afraid to receive?

  • That “failure” you keep journaling about?

It was a correction through the cosmic course reroute.

Kinda like a neon sign saying

“You’re playing too small again, champ.”

That door that slammed in your face?

(because for change to happen, something must be recreated, destroyed)

That door didn’t close on you... It closed for you...

Because what was behind it didn’t match the version of you you’re becoming.

But you know what really gets under my skin?

When people keep trying to fix this from the outside in.

Buying books... Taking courses...

Meditating themselves into numbness....

...Thinking if they just “work harder” or “heal more” or say the right affirmation 109 times with a rose quartz shoved in their pants...

Then, maybe, life will finally reward them.

News Flash.... It won’t.

Because life isn’t waiting for your hustle.

It’s waiting for your decision.

And the second you drop the martyr mask and stop white-knuckling your existence?

That’s the second reality snaps to attention.

Not because you earned it...

But because you stopped insulting your own power.

Simply put....

Next time you’re sitting there overthinking every choice…

Second-guessing what you want like some corporate intern hoping for a pat on the head...

Ask yourself:

“Am I choosing from fear… or from fascination?”

Because every time you choose what fascinates you (what makes your blood warm and your body lean in), you’re aligning with the version of you that doesn’t need to beg for blessings.

You command them.... Not with effort.

With certainty and alignment.

With the calm, smug audacity of someone who knows the game only works when they do.

So stop pretending you’re at the mercy of life.

You’re not.

You’re just addicted to a story that says you are.

Rip the needle out, burn the damn script, and start living like the damn creator you keep waiting for someone else to anoint you as.

Because no one’s coming to crown you king.

The throne’s been empty this whole time


Feeling Anxious, overwhelmed, or stuck in your head?

Here are 12 nervous system reset tools you can do right now, from home... no equipment... no apps... no bullshit...

Just proven practices to calm your body and shift your state fast:

1. Deep Diaphragmatic Breathing

Stimulates the vagus nerve, activating your parasympathetic (“rest and digest”) system… which means your heart rate slows, your cortisol drops, and your body feels safe.

2. Shaking (Neurogenic Tremors)

mimics the body’s natural trauma release response… which means stuck stress energy leaves your system and your muscles relax.

3. Humming

Creates gentle vibrations that stimulate the vagus nerve… which means your brain shifts into calm and your anxiety decreases.

4. 4-7-8 Breath Pattern

Regulates oxygen and carbon dioxide levels in the blood… which means you can interrupt panic spirals and return to a grounded state.

5. Soft Belly Breathing

Relaxes abdominal tension and sends a safety signal to your brainstem… which means fewer racing thoughts and more mental clarity.

6. Gentle Self-Touch (like hand on heart)

Activates oxytocin and sends a signal of warmth and safety to the nervous system…which means you can feel calmer and more connected in minutes.

7. Eye Gaze Stabilization (Focal Point Staring)

Helps reset your brain’s threat-detection system by narrowing visual input… which means less overwhelm and more internal stillness.

8. Body Scanning (Somatic Awareness)

Builds awareness of physical sensations and discharges built-up tension… which means you feel more grounded and less reactive.

9. Humming or Chanting (OM or any tone)

Uses vibration to regulate the vagus nerve and reduce sympathetic activation… which means a quick, internal calm without needing to “think” your way there.

10. Freeform Movement / Swaying

Releases pent-up energy through rhythm and motion… which means your body naturally finds its way back to regulation.

11. Extended Exhales (longer than your inhale)

Extends vagal tone and lowers blood pressure… which means a fast shift into rest mode, even mid-stress.

12. Sighing (Audible Exhale)

Acts as a built-in reset for your respiratory rhythm and stress hormones… which means instant emotional release and relief.

These aren’t “woo-woo” or wellness wishing... they’re neurobiological hacks backed by real science.

Your body wants to heal... You just need the right signals.


Everything you need to write better, sell smarter, & scale faster, it’s all here.

Whether you’re a copywriter, marketer, or entrepreneur… I’ve packed this page with the exact tools, resources, & shortcuts that separate the pros from everyone else.

Ric Forbes

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