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Are cramps in your coaching business giving you nightmares?

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🧊Frothy Ice-cold marketing tips🧊

Earlier this morning, I was stoked to go get my favorite iced coffee. No surprise that I’d chosen the best-iced coffee in town as my favorite. It was from a small mom-and-pop cafe that has been around for ages. Every Tuesday and Thursday, for weeks, I’d get it religiously. The coffee is always chilled at the perfect temperature.

Its frothy goodness always has me drooling like a stray dog at a BBQ.🐶🤤

And it was sweetened to the perfect taste, just the way I like it.

Well, today was a different story... 😟

I noticed that there was a new girl behind the counter making the drinks this time. She seemed to be flustered over the number of screaming people wanting their caffeinated beverage. Who can blame her, right? 🤷

I would’ve felt more stressed than trying to keep up with the speed of revolving doors. Anyways, the new hire seemed a little frustrated dealing with the high customer demands... It was my turn to order, and something told me not to, but I did anyway. When the barista took my drink order, I noticed she didn’t even bother to write it down...

She just repeated back to me as if she were a parrot mocking its owner... My gut was telling me that I’m not going to get what I asked for. 😒😒

She handed me my large caramel coffee with chocolate drizzle and light sugar. I took a big gulp, expecting the mellow sweetness of chocolate and caramel blended and... Long story short, I had to re-order my drink...😱😱

You’re probably asking yourself, “Why are you telling me this?” or “Does this have anything to do with your marketing?” As a matter of fact, it does. 👍👍

When I was in line (again), I couldn’t help but realize that many business owners like you often go through the same scenario. Dealing with a new hire expecting results that they can not bring. Business owners like you know what they want, but never get exactly what they ask for.

Everywhere you look is a newbie trying their luck to get your business. Like the new barista trying her luck at the 7 am coffee rush. When it comes to your business, you know what your numbers should look like. And with every new marketer that comes along has little to no experience.

They have no idea what you’re after. And chances are that you might have to hold their hand, wasting time showing them how you want it done. Marketing isn’t just about flinging things against the wall to see if they stick. No, you goober. 😄😄

It’s about strategically positioning yourself so that you can establish better connections with others. It’s about building trust. 💯

Lucky for you, I already know what your market wants. No more having to micro- or macro-manage the newbie. That’s why I am offering to assist with your direct marketing.

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The First Day of School

This was Sara’s first day of school, and she was excited/nervous. Later that day, Sara was walking home from school when she saw a kid sitting on a bench, reading a book.

Sara was a little bit shy, but she was curious about the other girl, so she decided to go over and say hello.

As she approached the bench, Sara saw that the girl was reading a picture book about a little mouse who lived in a cozy nest in the forest. Sara smiled and asked the girl if she liked the book. The girl looked up and smiled back. “Yes, I do,” she said.

“My name is Emily, and I’m new to this town. I’m having a little bit of trouble making friends, but I love reading books. It helps me feel less lonely.”

Sara felt a bit of sadness when she heard Emily’s words. She knew exactly how Emily felt because she was new to town, too. She had also been having trouble making friends, and she missed her old friends from her old neighborhood. But Sara was determined to be brave.

She wanted to be Emily’s friend, and she knew that she could help Emily feel less lonely. So she smiled and said, “Hi, Emily. My name is Sara, and I’m new to this town too. I’m having a little bit of trouble making friends, but I’d really like to be your friend. Would you like to be my friend too?”

Emily’s face lit up with delight. “Yes, I would love to be your friend!” she said. “I’m so glad you came over to talk to me. Thank you, Sara.”

From that moment on, Sara and Emily were the best of friends. They walked to and from school together every day, and they talked about all sorts of things.

Emily taught Sara how to express her feelings, and Sara learned that it was okay to be a little bit shy. As the weeks went by, Sara made some new friends at school. She joined the soccer team and made some friends there, and she even invited Emily to join too.

Emily was a little bit nervous at first, but Sara encouraged her and helped her feel more confident. Sara was happy to have found a friend who understood her, and she was grateful to have Emily in her life. She knew that they would always be there for each other, no matter what. And she was glad that she had taken the chance to talk to Emily that day on the bench. It was the start of a beautiful friendship that would last a lifetime.

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The Adventures of Porcupine Pete

(first children’s short story)

Pete was a mean porcupine. He had a sour attitude and wouldn’t play with or share with the other animals. Pete’s mean behavior finally got to the other animals one day. Several of them gathered around him and told him he had to learn how to get along with people.

At first, Pete was angry and defensive. He didn’t see anything wrong with being mean, and he didn’t want to change. After a while, Pete saw Allison the Alligator playing with the newest toy. Jealous, Pete demanded that Allison share her new toy with him.

But Allison refused and said, “I shouldn’t have to share if you don’t.” Pete was hurt that Allison wouldn’t share. And it made Pete feel bad. Other animals agreed and explained that being rude and not sharing made everyone else miserable.

Eventually, Pete understood. Pete apologized for hurting their feelings when he realized he was acting selfishly.

From that day on, Pete worked hard to be kind and considerate. From then on, he shared all his toys with the other animals. And he even apologized for acting selfishly. Pete’s change of heart surprised the other animals, and they forgave him.

This made Pete happy. The animals had a fun day playing together after that. They even shared their snacks with Pete. From that day on, Pete, the Porcupine, learned that it isn’t worth being mean and selfish

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Balloons and Buffoons

Listen up, I’ve got a story that will blow your mind!

Picture this: I had this super cool professor back in the day who asked our whole class, which was like 200 students, to write our names on balloons. It was hilarious seeing all these balloons floating around with names scribbled on them. Then, get this, the professor told us to place our balloons in the next room and remember where we put them.

Easy peasy, right? We all thought so, too. Little did we know, things were about to get crazy! The professor challenged us to find our own balloons in less than 5 minutes.

We laughed, thinking it would be a piece of cake. But boy, were we wrong!

It turned into a chaotic battle scene straight out of Avengers: Endgame! Students were frantically grabbing balloons, checking for their names, and if it wasn’t theirs, tossing them aside like a superhero discarding a villain.

Time flew by, and before we knew it, 5 minutes had passed. Not a single person had found their balloon. We were exhausted and defeated, returning to our seats feeling like we had failed. But then, the professor dropped a profound truth bomb on us. He instructed us to go back into the room, pick up a balloon, check the name on it, and deliver it to its rightful owner. It was a game-changer!

Can you guess what happened next? Like magic, within just 5 minutes, everyone had their balloon with their names on it! It was incredible!

Now, why am I sharing this epic tale with you?

Because it holds a powerful lesson. Sometimes, when we’re too fixated on finding what we want, we end up empty-handed. But when we shift our focus to helping others get what they want, miracles happen. I know you’re itching to hit that $XXX mark, and believe me, I’m just as eager to see you reach it.

However, there’s a catch…

If you’re solely obsessed with smashing that goal, you might miss the mark altogether. You might come across as desperate and spammy, turning people off instead of attracting them. Instead, my friend, I urge you to shift your perspective. Focus on your prospects, on their needs, desires, and dreams. Become their guiding light, their ally in achieving success. That’s where true magic lies.

And that’s why you need The Email Alchemist by your side. I am the master of transforming ordinary emails into pure gold. With my enchanting words and captivating storytelling, I’ll help you forge genuine connections with your audience. Together, we’ll create email campaigns that resonate with your prospects on a deep level.

So, my friend, it’s time to make a choice. Will you continue to chase your goals alone, or will you join forces with The Email Alchemist? Together, we’ll weave a tapestry of emails that not only captivate hearts but also drive incredible results.

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