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2 Jul 2026
High Noon Horror on a Wooded Backroad

High Noon Horror on a Wooded Backroad

Asheville, NC 5:49 AMToday, we’re going to switch gears. I want to tell you about something that happened last night at 2:47 AM. It was like every other ordinary night where I’d slowly doze off to…

4 min read Fables
1 Jul 2026
The Fabled Collection Vol.2

The Fabled Collection Vol.2

Asheville, NC 7:06 AMToday is another type of Fable where you can learn and be entertained. Inside are ugly business truths to automate your marketing using lazy anime logic, cure your mental anxiety…

13 min read Fables
30 Jun 2026
8 Badass Budget Busting Marketing Solutions You Can't Afford to Miss

8 Badass Budget Busting Marketing Solutions You Can't Afford to Miss

Asheville, NC 7:47 AMEveryone’s always saying that they can’t afford marketing. To stop that, I’ve listed ways for the average Joe or newbie market for little to no cost. Ad’s, Influencers, Gurus,…

5 min read Fables
29 Jun 2026
The Heartworm Marketing Metrics Blinding You to an Impending Revenue Death

The Heartworm Marketing Metrics Blinding You to an Impending Revenue Death

Asheville, NC 8:28 AMRight now, your business might be infected with a problem that won’t show symptoms for at least six months. By the time you’ve noticed the cough, the damage has already been…

5 min read Fables
26 Jun 2026
The Marketing Narrative Control

The Marketing Narrative Control

Asheville, NC 7:28 AMIf you’ve watched the news, then you’ve seen masters at controlling the narrative in their “marketing”. And before you say that the news doesn’t market anything, you’re dead…

1 min read Fables
25 Jun 2026
The Fabled Collection Vol.1

The Fabled Collection Vol.1

Asheville, NC 7:56 AMThe laziest hero in anime taught me the most important business lesson of my life.First... Bill Gates once said he’d hire a lazy person to do a hard job because they’ll find an…

1 min read Fables
24 Jun 2026
The Anti-Marketing Approach to Absolute Audience Accuracy

The Anti-Marketing Approach to Absolute Audience Accuracy

Asheville, NC 7:52 AMWhen you read the term “Anti-Marketing”, most would assume the worst. Thinking it means sabotaging your own business, refusing to sell, or running away from profit… In reality,…

1 min read Fables
23 Jun 2026
I Learned How to Stop Worrying About Finding New Clients When I Started Writing for Myself

I Learned How to Stop Worrying About Finding New Clients When I Started Writing for Myself

Asheville, NC 8:33I started writing seriously about a year ago. At first, I just wanted to write and find clients to pay bills. However, it reaked full of desperation. It was as if I ate SpongeBob’s…

1 min read Fables
22 Jun 2026
Future Forecast for Forcing Forward-thinking Folks into Fatal Fadeouts

Future Forecast for Forcing Forward-thinking Folks into Fatal Fadeouts

Welp… I’m back at it again. There are patterns that I can see that indicate a decline in intelligence. Even the great Ben Settle indirectly agrees with me. Even he has a hard time feeling sympathy…

1 min read Fables