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I Learned How to Stop Worrying About Finding New Clients When I Started Writing for Myself
Asheville, NC 8:33I started writing seriously about a year ago. At first, I just wanted to write and find clients to pay bills. However, it reaked full of desperation. It was as if I ate SpongeBob’s…
Future Forecast for Forcing Forward-thinking Folks into Fatal Fadeouts
Welp… I’m back at it again. There are patterns that I can see that indicate a decline in intelligence. Even the great Ben Settle indirectly agrees with me. Even he has a hard time feeling sympathy…
The Footprints left on Substack
No one has shown me how to share my writing. Nor have I searched YouTube University. I tend to do things the hard way by forging my own path. Sure, it takes me a lot longer to do what others can do……
THE DEAD CAMPAIGN DISPATCH
The misconception that email marketing ever dying is repugnant. Here’s why. Most “email marketers” won’t acknowledge that the campaign failed because the offer was weak or the copy was garbage. When…
The Hidden Horror of Dehumanized Marketing & Why Your Prospects Loathe It
How many times have you seen the same offer from different brands? This is no mere coincidence. This is part of the convergence trap I wrote about a few weeks back. You see, sometimes forces beyond…
Radical Ways That Weirdly Attract More Clients
At first, it was simple. You’d write up an email, and if it was good enough, you got a reply. Then templates came out, and people took notice of how “copy and paste” it sounded. This happened for…
Copywriters Cacophony Pt. 3
If you’re reading this, that means you must have read parts one and two. You’ve seen the life sucked out of your copy and replaced with a soulless AI echo everyone else uses. This is the last part of…
Copywriters Cacophony Pt. 2
Look, most marketing advice out there is just a bunch of hyperactive carnival barkers screaming for attention with the same tired, generic hype. If you want to attract premium clients without the…
Copywriters Cacophony Pt. 1
How to make your copy stick out like a sore thumb in a crowded market without screaming like a giant man childMost copywriting sounds like hyperactive carnival barkers shouting about miracles. The…