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High Noon Horror on a Wooded Backroad
Asheville, NC 5:49 AMToday, we’re going to switch gears. I want to tell you about something that happened last night at 2:47 AM. It was like every other ordinary night where I’d slowly doze off to…
The Fabled Collection Vol.2
Asheville, NC 7:06 AMToday is another type of Fable where you can learn and be entertained. Inside are ugly business truths to automate your marketing using lazy anime logic, cure your mental anxiety…
8 Badass Budget Busting Marketing Solutions You Can't Afford to Miss
Asheville, NC 7:47 AMEveryone’s always saying that they can’t afford marketing. To stop that, I’ve listed ways for the average Joe or newbie market for little to no cost. Ad’s, Influencers, Gurus,…
The Heartworm Marketing Metrics Blinding You to an Impending Revenue Death
Asheville, NC 8:28 AMRight now, your business might be infected with a problem that won’t show symptoms for at least six months. By the time you’ve noticed the cough, the damage has already been…
The Marketing Narrative Control
Asheville, NC 7:28 AMIf you’ve watched the news, then you’ve seen masters at controlling the narrative in their “marketing”. And before you say that the news doesn’t market anything, you’re dead…
The Fabled Collection Vol.1
Asheville, NC 7:56 AMThe laziest hero in anime taught me the most important business lesson of my life.First... Bill Gates once said he’d hire a lazy person to do a hard job because they’ll find an…
The Anti-Marketing Approach to Absolute Audience Accuracy
Asheville, NC 7:52 AMWhen you read the term “Anti-Marketing”, most would assume the worst. Thinking it means sabotaging your own business, refusing to sell, or running away from profit… In reality,…
I Learned How to Stop Worrying About Finding New Clients When I Started Writing for Myself
Asheville, NC 8:33I started writing seriously about a year ago. At first, I just wanted to write and find clients to pay bills. However, it reaked full of desperation. It was as if I ate SpongeBob’s…
Future Forecast for Forcing Forward-thinking Folks into Fatal Fadeouts
Welp… I’m back at it again. There are patterns that I can see that indicate a decline in intelligence. Even the great Ben Settle indirectly agrees with me. Even he has a hard time feeling sympathy…