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The Footprints left on Substack
Fables Jun 20, 2026

The Footprints left on Substack

No one has shown me how to share my writing. Nor have I searched YouTube University. I tend to do things the hard way by forging my own path. Sure, it takes me a lot longer to do what others can do……

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THE DEAD CAMPAIGN DISPATCH
Fables Jun 19, 2026

THE DEAD CAMPAIGN DISPATCH

The misconception that email marketing ever dying is repugnant. Here’s why. Most “email marketers” won’t acknowledge that the campaign failed because the offer was weak or the copy was garbage. When…

4 min read
Copywriters Cacophony Pt. 3
Fables Jun 16, 2026

Copywriters Cacophony Pt. 3

If you’re reading this, that means you must have read parts one and two. You’ve seen the life sucked out of your copy and replaced with a soulless AI echo everyone else uses. This is the last part of…

5 min read
Copywriters Cacophony Pt. 2
Fables Jun 16, 2026

Copywriters Cacophony Pt. 2

Look, most marketing advice out there is just a bunch of hyperactive carnival barkers screaming for attention with the same tired, generic hype. If you want to attract premium clients without the…

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Copywriters Cacophony Pt. 1
Fables Jun 15, 2026

Copywriters Cacophony Pt. 1

How to make your copy stick out like a sore thumb in a crowded market without screaming like a giant man childMost copywriting sounds like hyperactive carnival barkers shouting about miracles. The…

4 min read
The Agentic Convergence Trap
Fables Jun 8, 2026

The Agentic Convergence Trap

Are we trapped in an AI death spiral that starves actual creators? Perhaps... The machine’s eating its own tail willingly. And marketers want to know how long this house of cards stands before the…

4 min read
The Algorithmic Death
Fables Jun 8, 2026

The Algorithmic Death

Life can be recognized by the reciprocal patterns displayed throughout time. The old saying “Nothing New Under the Sun” has been around forever. From Numerology to Astrology, humans have picked up on…

4 min read
The Star Spangled Stupid
Fables Jun 6, 2026

The Star Spangled Stupid

I’m willing to bet that you didn’t know the Star Spangled Banner had more verses than just what you hear at the ball game. Most people bellowing the national anthem at the top of their lungs don’t…

3 min read
Attack of The Techno Troll-glodytes
Fables May 30, 2026

Attack of The Techno Troll-glodytes

We’ve all been face-to-face with someone who’s ignorantly set in their ways. It’s especially infuriating when it pertains to marketing. Some marketers think that their shit doesn’t stank and believe…

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